bringing back the hc that Will lies about his full name being William and it’s actually Wilhelm and Apollo named him after the Wilhelm scream because Will’s had the sonic powers since he was a baby. because it’s funny.
which is the most ANNOYING love triangle?
percy/rachel/annabeth
percy/nico/annabeth
leo/frank/hazel
reyna/jason/piper
brick/jason/stapler (I'M SO SORRY I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF
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Anonymous asked:
imagine the opening scene is Luke and Thalia handing annabeth the knife and then the screen goes black and we open up to present day percy at boarding school!!!
bookishjules answered:
god the IMPLICATIONS. and the questions that would raise from the audience!! like who are these people? why is the main character not seeming to be any of these characters? who’s story is this actually?
and then when we finally see annabeth and she has this knife and you’re just like OMG that’s the girl!!!! and you see luke too but.. but where’s the third kid? and what did this dagger have anything to do with the story at hand? what does this have to do with percy?
just… setting up from the BEGINNING (a) how much of an impact luke’s betrayal really has, (b) that this story isn’t really about percy, and © the literal end of the entire show!!! like if luke hands the knife to annabeth in the first fucking scene and then the climax for the whole damn thing is her handing the knife BACK?? and how luke handed that knife to her repeating what hal had been told long ago, that this dagger would protect whoever bears it.. like him SAYING THAT in the first scene creates this through line of like, okay luke, who does she need protection from now?? until he finally takes it in the last season and points the dagger at himself and admits that it’s him who should be on the other side of it, him who broke promises and tore apart their family, but also him who needs protection now too, from the evil that he let in and let fester out of pain and spite….
literally kill me
Blue Beetle being released on Percy Jackson's birthday is actually so fucking hilarious
some people literally watched this teaser and are still adamant the casting is not perfect. wdym. percy looks confused in every shot that he's in. grover looks fucking terrified on the verge of a mental breakdown. annabeth is stabbing someone. how is this not perfect for you. LOOKS DON'T MATTER AS LONG AS THE ESSENCE OF THE CHARACTER IS THERE!!!!
so sorry for putting this on the dash but these ai generated shitass tumblr ads are SENDING ME LIKE
NO SUGAR from 18 to 25 and you can sensually hug. A Panther
nO SUGAR from 25 to 44 and you can sensually hug. A BUFF DUDE
NO sUGAR from 44 to 55 and you can hug. A bUFF wOMN
nO SUGAR from 55+ and you can finally hold A LION in a tender embrace





